Oct 30
2008

Pull Your Damn Pants Up!

 

I’m sorry, y’all - I just…can’t.  Luckily, SandraRose can:

“Li’l Wayne searching for his dignity and self-respect during the 2008 Power 105.1 Powerhouse Concert at IZOD Center on October 28, 2008 in East Rutherford, New Jersey. Sadly he didn’t find anything.”

Thanks, Auntie ;-)

Oct 30
2008

Tip’s swag is on sale…

 

T.I.’s AKOO (A King Of Oneself) clothing line hits stores on Nov.15th. Fellas, remember - Tip said if yo’ chick don’t like your swag when you wear AKOO, he’ll personally get you one who will. Better hold him to that.

photo source 

Sep 9
2008

Pull your damn pants up, Trey…

Check out Trey Songz at the 31 second mark.
Sagging has dropped to an even more ridiculous level. Not trying to see your butt OR that other thing -thank you very much. Pull your damn pants up, Trey!

Aug 31
2008

Pull your damn pants up, Tyson…

 

Model Tyson Beckford does have curls, they’re just not on his head! Mr. Tyson Beckford attended the Marie Claire Cocktail Party in Sydney Australia this weekend, and showed us ALL of his fineness. He also showed us his pubes - thanks, Tyson! Some NSFW pics after the jump…

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Aug 6
2008

Let a sista help you out, Chris…

 

…Pull your damn pants up, boy! If you dressed like a man maybe Rihanna wouldn’t be treating you like you’re her bish - makin’ you carry her little girlie dog, and her bags, and what not.

 

Jul 21
2008

Pull Your Damn Pants Up…

 

Necole Bitchie has made my day with pics of my 2nd favorite skinny lil’ yella n*gga - Trey Songz -’bout to commit a Flint misdemeanor at the Down South TakeOver Concert, which took place in the ATL this past weekend. Check out Necole for more concert pics…and to see Lloyd gettin’ his Akon on onstage!

 

Jul 20
2008

Pull Your Damn Pants Up, Flint MI!

Sagging has just been deemed a misdemeanor in Flint MI. And the good law enforcement folks of Flint have been kind enough to provide a graphic - just in case you don’t know how low is TOO low:

According to the Detroit Free Press:

On June 27, Flint, MI Police Chief Dicks issued a departmental memorandum telling officers: “This immoral self expression goes beyond freedom of expression.”

The crime, he says, is disorderly conduct or indecent exposure, both misdemeanors punishable by 93 days to a year in jail and/or fines up to $500.

Pants pulled completely below the buttocks with underwear showing is disorderly conduct; saggy pants with skin of the buttocks showing is indecent exposure, and saggy pants, not completely below the buttocks, with underwear exposed results in a warning.

Can you say “racial profiling”? As a Detroiter - I can. I’m sure the ACLU can, too!

Jul 18
2008

Pull Your Damn Pants Up…

Fellas, if prison is in your future - y’all really need to Pull Your Damn Pants Up!
Think I’m lying? Check out this video (courtesy of SandraRose).

Turns out prisoners think saggin’ is sexy. Who knew!

Jul 7
2008

Pull Your Damn Pants Up…

 

Pull your damn pants up, Amy Winehouse! Or at least get a razor. And use it. You’re making the other lady crackheads look bad.

 

Jul 7
2008

Pull Your Damn Pants Up…

Chris - I know you’ve got a thing for Miss Rihanna. But I gotta say - I think you’re way more into her than she is into you. She seems to be the boss in this ‘relationship’ from what I could tell from the KFC PDA episode, plus - she claims in every interview that you guys are ‘just friends’.

 Now, I’m hardly a love expert, but perhaps you just need to pull your damn pants up, Chris! Maybe then Rihanna would see you as a man, and not a boytoy. Just something to think about…

 

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