Here’s Chris Brown trying to look like an adult in grey suit , vest, and tie, as he appears in a Los Angeles courthouse to answer to two felony charges related to his alleged pre-Grammy beating of pop star girlfriend, Rihanna.
Chris has been charged with one count of felony assault, and one count of making a terrorist threat. According to TMZ:
During the proceeding, Brown signed a waiver of presence, allowing his lawyer to act on his behalf — meaning he won’t have to show up to any minor court proceedings before April 6th.
Brown, who stood emotionless in court, spoke only four words to the judge — “yes,” “yes,” and “yes ma’am.”
After Brown’s request to continue the case had been granted, the judge warned Brown, “You are not to annoy, harass, molest, threaten or use force or violence against anyone.”
The judge asked Rihanna’s attorney Donald Etra if there was a “no-contact order” in place, to which Etra replied, “Miss Fenty [Rihanna] does not request such an order.”
The judge granted Brown a continuance until April 6th. Brown entered no plea.
If you gotta go to court for beating up your girlfriend – you might as well look good while doing it. Gotta admit – I’m loving the look, especially the vest. Chris is still a woman-beating punk, though…



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